PotD: Capybara

Read about this animal today. The capybara, the world's biggest rodent -- from Peru!



They're basically Emmy, except they're awesome in water. Here's a picture of a capybara lounging in some shallow water.

Someone procure this animal for me. We shall name him The Honorable Mr. Tumnus Applebaum, professional scrivener of toilet humour. He'll respond only to his FULL NAME, and he'll sleep in the bath like George Harrison. We will love him.